This extremely obscure film is also referenced in Season Two's "Conjoined Fetus Lady." Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation of American? Pip releases the ball and it shoots all over the temple stadium, knocking out players left and right, until all of them are down. So, uhh, where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? All right. This should be over veerry shortly. Now, come on! In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. I uhhh, wa-I… I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. You've got the strength, you've got the courage, [there are sobs here and there, a smattering of applause], [with envelope in hand] Hand now, friends, hit's time to present the Lifetime Conjoined Twin Achievement Award. Oh, sorry about whoopin' your ass there, Coach! I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! [the kids just look at him]. That is. Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a-. "SOUTH PARK" Episode 205 "Conjoined Fetus Lady" Written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, David Goodman INT. I rearry rearry want that. [Stan and Kyle fall silent] Just imagine: a big yellow Dodgeball Champions banner hanging in the cafeteria! And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. [the crowd cheers wildly] Where they will undoubtably be beaten senseless by the Washington team. S2 • … Usually has a level head, but a visit to the hospital reveals that he has a weak stomach. She looks out the window, and is annoyed that he is still there, filming. Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! Okay, children. Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. [Kevin takes the ball and chucks it at Stan's team. Stan? Dammit, Kyle! Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? We're world champions! Ooooh, this is so exciting! [Stan is frightened] Sometimes, this dead twin is inside the living person, so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! My parents are Chinese. Damn, Pip. [they laugh], Yeah, Yeah! You got crepes in your ears? China • Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? She's meeting with Mr. Mackey and Sheila]. Imagine it! We never had dodgeball in my school. In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and was born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. [releases the ball, and it hits player 6 on the nose. [Pip gets pissed and winds up], Gaaah! Th-the school could put out pamphlets, m'kay? I made fun of them because they are from China. That's right! [Cartman hides his hands] Children, that's not cool! Card Games; Family Games; Strategy Games; Tactical Games; Two Player Games Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. [Chef looks at him], Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese? You got just one more, Pip. [his partner resets the mike, a muscular man bangs away on a kodo drum, and musicians next to him start playing. No big whoop. Script • No big whoop! He waits with his hand on his nose. It's Sharon, Stan's mother. On the side is a banner that reads], Hiit ita wita great pride, that huwe huwelcome ourn American friends. After suffering a dodgeball injury, Kyle is sent to the school nurse, a seemingly normal woman who just happens to have a conjoined fetus sticking out of her face. Eh. If the ball hits you, you're out, but if you catch the ball, he's out, and the last team to still have anybody standing wins. Hey, you know. A tertiary character who rarely speaks, he first spoke in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", where despite being white, he was revealed to be Chinese-American. Congratulations, you're national champions. [she turns to face him, and a withered fetus comes into view. Welll, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. And take those stupid things off your heads! [they laugh], Yeah. I won the game! Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" is the second season premiere of the American animated television series South Park. e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! [the Broflovskis are not amused. You shouldn't make fun of foreigners! Oh. [Pip and the foursome remain], Alright, boys, jsut five more of the little bastards to go. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. Oh, I don't know, all Americans look alike. Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. We've been asked to play in the State Finals for dodgeball! I can't believe they let us play this in school. e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! I'm not a student! I let it all go to my head. I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! I just realized something. Okay, that was pretty good, Pip. 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